For you old guys...

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 15-Mar-2006 19:14:45

for all U old men out there..........
Old Penis Poem



My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.


Time was when, on its own accord
>From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head

And watch me tie my shoes.

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 15-Mar-2006 19:59:02

i'm not a man, but that was funny!

Post 3 by julians mom (Veteran Zoner) on Thursday, 16-Mar-2006 13:12:07

lol that was cute

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 16-Mar-2006 15:57:37

haha. good one

Post 5 by yellowcat (Zone BBS Addict) on Thursday, 16-Mar-2006 16:18:25

awww... !!!! LOL

Post 6 by mysticrain (Art is born of the observation and investigation of nature.) on Thursday, 16-Mar-2006 20:37:18

hahaha. I baught a cd at the renaissance festival. I forget the group, but one of the songs was that, except that it was a woman singing it about her husband.